OK, look I know I’ve been slacking off a little. I know I haven’t been posting as much as I used to and my loyal readers (all 10 of you) are probably getting worried that I’ve run out of piss and vinegar. But fear not, for it’ll have been worth it very soon, I promise. The wine world has been safe for far too long. All the dart throwing I do on this blog can’t possibly make a dent in how much there is to ridicule in the wacky world of vino. But that’ll all be coming to an abrupt end. If your skin isn’t as thick as Oz Clarke’s accent you’ll be feeling the sting soon enough, so those in the industry best take cover under a barrel of Slovenian oak. Why? Because we, my friends, are taking it to the mattresses.
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Can I make a Godfather joke about taking it to the Mattresses…
That depends on the joke…making fun of my all-time favorite movie wouldn’t be a wise move. 😉
You need to give more details…stop being such an international woman of mystery…
Lets Go…I don’t have time to guess…chop chop
I’m 1 of the 10 right??? 😉 Looking forward to some splendid lampooning!!!
More details, maybe, next week…if I feel like it.
Katie Katie What have I ever done to make you to treat me so disrespectfully. If you had come to me in friendship then this scum that ruined your day would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest woman like yourself should make enemies then they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you.
wow you know of oz clarke – have you heard of gilly goolden too
they used to do a wine double act years ago – my favourite saying that a wine had essences of burnt rubber
I know it was you, Mikey…you broke my heart.
@Linsey…yup, Oz is a big name in wine.